I looked at him and he looked at me then we both looked at the driver, he looked at the girl. girl looked at us with 'never gonna sit with these baboons' look. 'there is no space' sentences like this do not exists in sharing auto culture. Hinjewadi chowk, Pune. Kurla signal, Mumbai. St. Johns busstop, Bangalore. and today at Charbaug, Lucknow. Different lifestyle, same auto culture, we live by phrases like 'Unity in diversity'. Also we all equally agree that Modiji is going to bring black money back and will deposit 15 hundred thousand to each of our bank accounts.
Bank accounts, can be open now with zero initial balance, thanks to Indian government. Farmers can deposit their money if any, after they have finished their dinner, which by the way is the only time they eat. Also you can show those pass books and cheque books to the schools where they will give free admissions to your daughters. 'Girl must be educated' so that at least she can calculate how many girls are raped, how many girls are killed of dowry, how many girls are aborted and how many girls have thought their own girls has to be educated.
No, the girl said 'pass' to the auto driver and we both got little air between our legs. Hunman ji hanging from the windshield smiled. Hanuman ji also had smiled when he found lost Sita ji and smiled more in the same episode he burnt the city of Lanka. 'Okay, not in same episode' Ramanand Sagar took at least three, it was just a phrase to denote same incident of Ashok Vatika in Ramanaya. I can imagine what lankan's would have felt. more or less like they felt yesterday.
Sangakara, and Jayavardhane retiring, team out of the world cup, pretty much same like one more down for Lankans. It was a good game. South African's are really showing signs of removing their 'chokers' tag. Today is India vs Bangladesh, I always wondered why in 1971 war, we didnt capture the territory altogether? Today i feel other way round, in a knockout round you need a match against team like bangladesh to win. Thank God they are a different country though some of them might also have Indian 'Rashan card' or 'Aadhar card'. That's a different game altogether.
Our government has relaxed the norms of aadhar card for LPG connections. That's a big relief for people who have false gas connections, i mean getting multiple gas connections are far more easier than getting multiple retina scans. I read somewhere that scanning retina might hinder your vision, but who cares of vision now a days.
Even Arvind Kejriwal had a vision of clean and corruption free politics. I am sure in recent times he went through multiple retina scans. Vision has blurred and politics has flourished anyway. Now the news says he has asked to remove all the ACs from his apartment. AC can be pretty bad for your health if you have severe cough. If you have a AC at home, behave like a common man and keep it switched off, removing them might make you look fool or Arvind Kejriwal himself deside which is worst.
Talking about worst things, have you seen the cost of daily goods now a days? Well I am sure you all buy sugar, milk, pulses and vegetables, cloths and will surely know apart from cellphone all costs are going up up and up.
'UP' must watch movie, you will love it more if your wife is dead and she left a picture of an exotic location.
My location for now is Amausi Chaudhary charan singh International Airport. ten rupees to sharing auto and ten thousand rupees to sharing Indigo flight.
Sharing always makes you feel good. Keep sharing with me. No I have to catch a flight, 'Antakshrai' some other time.
Bank accounts, can be open now with zero initial balance, thanks to Indian government. Farmers can deposit their money if any, after they have finished their dinner, which by the way is the only time they eat. Also you can show those pass books and cheque books to the schools where they will give free admissions to your daughters. 'Girl must be educated' so that at least she can calculate how many girls are raped, how many girls are killed of dowry, how many girls are aborted and how many girls have thought their own girls has to be educated.
No, the girl said 'pass' to the auto driver and we both got little air between our legs. Hunman ji hanging from the windshield smiled. Hanuman ji also had smiled when he found lost Sita ji and smiled more in the same episode he burnt the city of Lanka. 'Okay, not in same episode' Ramanand Sagar took at least three, it was just a phrase to denote same incident of Ashok Vatika in Ramanaya. I can imagine what lankan's would have felt. more or less like they felt yesterday.Sangakara, and Jayavardhane retiring, team out of the world cup, pretty much same like one more down for Lankans. It was a good game. South African's are really showing signs of removing their 'chokers' tag. Today is India vs Bangladesh, I always wondered why in 1971 war, we didnt capture the territory altogether? Today i feel other way round, in a knockout round you need a match against team like bangladesh to win. Thank God they are a different country though some of them might also have Indian 'Rashan card' or 'Aadhar card'. That's a different game altogether.
Our government has relaxed the norms of aadhar card for LPG connections. That's a big relief for people who have false gas connections, i mean getting multiple gas connections are far more easier than getting multiple retina scans. I read somewhere that scanning retina might hinder your vision, but who cares of vision now a days.
Even Arvind Kejriwal had a vision of clean and corruption free politics. I am sure in recent times he went through multiple retina scans. Vision has blurred and politics has flourished anyway. Now the news says he has asked to remove all the ACs from his apartment. AC can be pretty bad for your health if you have severe cough. If you have a AC at home, behave like a common man and keep it switched off, removing them might make you look fool or Arvind Kejriwal himself deside which is worst.
Talking about worst things, have you seen the cost of daily goods now a days? Well I am sure you all buy sugar, milk, pulses and vegetables, cloths and will surely know apart from cellphone all costs are going up up and up.
'UP' must watch movie, you will love it more if your wife is dead and she left a picture of an exotic location.
My location for now is Amausi Chaudhary charan singh International Airport. ten rupees to sharing auto and ten thousand rupees to sharing Indigo flight.
Sharing always makes you feel good. Keep sharing with me. No I have to catch a flight, 'Antakshrai' some other time.
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