Relativity explained !!

Let there be more count !!

Day light saving is on and soon after that, a notice was circulated in office that people are allowed to wear jeans. A sigh of relief for people like us who hate formal wears. Those loose trousers and full sleeves shirts make you feel trapped in our own body. We are no Dads already. For that matter I am not even married to be carrying those formally dressed fully shaved look.

So we could wear jeans in office now. daily shaving is still there but yeah, manageable, those beautiful gori gori clients should not get scared while you are in middle of a presentation and smile at them, so yeah shaving was must.

Why these thoughts? Well today after the shower I realized that announcement was made on Friday, 14th November and today its already 2nd of December.  You must be thinking what a big deal. Time never stops for anyone. Life is journey which always travels towards the future and days are like old old grandmas and grandpas, they always pass, well that was lame. But that's not the point. 19 days were already passed till the announcement, what the point is, for those 19 days I am wearing the same bloody jeans. 

I couldn't recollect any other trouser, pajama, shorts which i would have wore in last 19 days. In fact, to tell the truth, I, even have been sleeping in those pair of blues. Under wears came and went, but the jeans, here in front of me, lying on my bed, looking at me with eyes full of love. and this was not because I was in towel. It was true love above all physical and sexual desire.

I looked closely and found it pure like kinley. Let the world talk about the spots in moon. They are the one who find fault in Lord Rama as well. Let the world say 'aaj fir se vahi jeans' they cant see whats there within, I mean the warmth.

Let there be light, this line was just like that as while wearing the jeans nothing else came up in my mind. There was a time i used to count my days far away from India, but this is more thrilling. 

19 days already...let there be more count...

NOTE: For people who know my Mom...if at all she came to know...tumhari khair nhi saalon !!

Wi-Fi

On the way to her friend's home for her birthday my wife asked me why she is always so much interested in you? Some times I find it hard to understand whether she is my friend or yours.
'Oh common, don't be jealous of your own friend, I have met her only once and you know that people get impressed by me in a blink'


'haha...sometimes you are so funny' she said and I took a breath of relief. You never know when this female gender can turn the environment into global warming disasters.

'Are you sure, you have met her only once?' holy crap. I know girls can be insecure about their husbands, specially if he is smart and handsome (take it guys... take it) but this was already increasing heat.

A tiny drop of sweat passed behind my ear towards the neck. Thanks to my long Rambo type hair, it went unnoticed.
'Yes quite sure, at your office trip'
'I thought so. So this would be your second meeting with her. lets see how see reacts to see her crush'
'haha...I take it as a compliment'
'We will see'

She picked up my phone and started browsing it. Another drop ran by my ear. Though it was very normal for her to do so but today it was different. I prayed to almighty hoping for a clean phone, I told myself not to worry and keep calm.

We were already in basement of her friend's apartment. While in the lift I wanted to tell her to be normal, more than her I wanted myself to be normal.
She rang the doorbell. Beautiful as always, her friend opened the door.

'Hey darling' she shouted. I made sure I was not in the way of the word 'darling' and it was directed to my wife.

She turned to me and said, 'it was for you' and before I could react, she showed my phone to me 'Wi-Fi connected'.